“Meeting a vampire is kind of like a celebrity sighting, but where the celebrity possibly wants to kill you.”
“Celebrations, for me, have always been where celibacy meets masturbation.”
“Hopefully, you will glimpse something of your own life’s journey and with Elemental’s Power of Illuminated Love, possibly recognize and celebrate something you had not been able to recognize or celebrate before.”
“If you don't feel it, flee from it. Go where you are celebrated, not merely tolerated.”
“When others fail to celebrate you, celebrate your own achievements.”
“The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.”