“In every American there is an air of incorrigible innocence, which seems to conceal a diabolical cunning.”
“But it's the innocent looking ones who're the most diabolical.”
“American girls are as clever at concealing their parents as English women are at concealing their past.”
“The Soul Toupee is that thing about ourselves we are most deeply embarrassed by and like to think we have cunningly concealed from the world, but which is, in fact, pitifully obvious to everybody who knows us.”
“To string incongruities and absurdities together in a wandering and sometimes purposeless way, and seem innocently unaware that they are absurdities, is the basis of the American art, if my position is correct.”
“Every disability conceals a vocation, if only we can find it, which will 'turn the necessity to glorious gain.”