“Please all, and you will please none.”
“...convinced that in trying to please all, he had pleased none, and had lost his ass into the bargain.”
“You can please some of the people all of the time, you can please all of the people some of the time, but you can’t please all of the people all of the time”.”
“Would you please please please please please please please stop talking?”
“you cannot please everyone, so why please anyone at all?”
“If it pleases you and you can write at all, it's gonna please somebody else.”