“Life's not a bitch, life is a beautiful woman, you only call her a bitch 'cause she won't let you get that pussy.”

“Heartless harvest of mine, I'm tired of pissin benediction.Maybe it ain't healthy, but sometimes I'd rather burn then let you help me.”

“It's a beautiful thing, to my people who keep an impressive wingspan, even when the cubicle shrink.”

“When they ask how you’re feeling, you tell them you’re feeling like something important died screaming. You tell them you’re feeling like something even more important arrived breathing, something you should probably try feeding. When they ask how you’re living, you tell them you’re living like something important died hissing. You tell them you’re living like something even more important arrived giving, something you should probably try willing.”

“The older I get, the less I care about what’s cool. I realize I’m old and weird.”

“I'm just tryin to be somebody I can talk to in the morning with a smile.”

“Armchair hater, I wouldn't piss on your coffinBut when I see your picture I draw dicks on it.”