“Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that's no reason not to give it.”
“Stupid people always ignored good advice”
“I give good advice. I do not always take it.”
“When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.”
“That's just the trouble with me,I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it.”
“My mother always said 'Don't bother other people.' I think that's good advice.”