“Mon ami, let this be a lesson to you. You are a man. Behave, then, like a man! It is against Nature for a man to grovel. Women and Nature have almost exactly the same reactions! Remember it is better to take the largest plate within reach and fling it at a woman's head than it is to wriggle like a worm whenever she looks at you!”
“You have evolved from worm to man, but much within you is still worm. Once you were apes, yet even now man is more of an ape than any of the apes.”
“There is no pain on this earth like seeing the same woman look at another man the way she once looked at you.”
“The heart is like a woman, and the head is like a man, and although man is the head of woman, woman is the heart of man, and she turns man's head because she turns his heart.”
“Whenever man comes up with a better mousetrap, nature immediately comes up with a better mouse.”
“Man is defined as a human being and a woman as a female — whenever she behaves as a human being she is said to imitate the male.”