“You're a man milliner, Poirot. I never notice what people have on.""You should join a nudist colony”
“A zebra is the piano of the animal kingdom. And I am the flute at the nudist colony, if you know what I mean.”
“I learned that when people see a dachshund, they have to yell, "A wiener dog!" Like "A rainbow!" "A Shriner!" "A shooting star!" "A clown!" "A nudist colony!”
“The immediate issue here is whether the Pooh animals realise they constitute a de facto nudist colony.”
“Do you think people have noticed that I'm around?”“I notice when you're not. Does that count?”
“As you yourself have said, what other explanation can there be?'Poirot stared straight ahead of him. 'That is what I ask myself,' he said. 'That is what I never cease to ask myself.”