“det krever viljestyrke å selge strikk i metervis”

“...in his heart of hearts he could almost wish that, when he was grown up, his life should consist of nothing but nonsense: just music, love, literature, carefree friendship, a life brimming with glorious, intoxicating Olympian nonsense.”

“Children, I highly recommend them.”

“If I was a worrier I'd worry, but not being a worrier I'm just sort of confused and pissed off.”

“Some managers hire people they're excited to work with. I prefer to hire people I'm excited to dominate.”

“Writers Are Insane. For months we are lone wolves locked in our caves. Then overnight we become publicity hounds. It's a schizophrenic business.”

“But three cheers for Alaska, they've got 24-hour hot fucking bear delivery. Note to self: Nuke Alaska.”