“Unfortunately, ..., all too often a joke tells the truth.”
“A comedian is someone who tells the truth. Truth is the set of all jokes told by all comedians in the world.”
“My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.”
“Jokes? There are no jokes. The truth is the funniest joke of all.”
“There were many times when truth spoke to me, but I did not listen. Often it called to me, but I did not hear it. I was too busy listening to lies. Unfortunately, if you listen to lies long enough, when truth speaks you cannot hear or bear it.”
“She laughed at bad jokes, stayed out too late, and overslept too often. Charity Hill loved holidays and she hated budgets and the alarm clock.”