“We nearly had our asses handed to us in a sling by a bunny rabbit?”

“Jeremy got to his bike and pulled on his helmet making some adjustments with his radio mic. Next came the sunglasses and Rafe almost had to cross his legs against the wave of lust pooling nicely in his groin.”

“That's because we were together for two years and she led me on a treacherous journey through bitchy, across frigid, and into the land of cheating psycho. I barely escaped with my life. It required a week of solid moping just so my balls could grow back.”

“You called the guy you’re supposed to rescue a nerd, and you just referenced Star Trek. You don’t find that a bit nerdy?”

“Don't let nobody tell you your life is over.Be every color that you aree.”

“Men were not supposed to be mushy, but one thing his mother taught him was that it was better to understand your feelings than hide from them”

“Just wondering where you keep your ABBA collection.”