“If ever I was going to listen to a string of swearwords sitting next to a ninety-four-year-old, I'm glad that ninety-four-year-old was my grandfather. Not that he swears a lot. It's just that he can take it. And, he is currently laughing so hard that his eyes are watery.”
A.J. Jacobs
Drop Dead Healthy: One Man's Humble Quest for Bodily Perfection
-
Working on it...
-
Working on it...
-
Working on it...
-
Working on it...
Similar quotes
“Reminds me of something my grandfather would say. He'd say, "I'm goin' upstairs to fuck your grandmother." He was an honest man, and he wasn't going to bullshit a four-year-old.”
George Carlin
“And then he only had eyes for the pie. Watch any man, he could be ninety years old and drooling spit, but at the sight of homemade pie every last one of his wits will spring to attention.”
Elizabeth Hay
A Student of Weather
“I'm ninety-five years old. I can have ice cream ten times a day if I want.”
Sarah N. Harvey
Death Benefits
“And though the newspapers called the shooting the Crime of the Century, Goldman knew it was only 1906 and there were ninety-four years to go.”
E. L. Doctorow
Ragtime
“It's too late. Seventeen-year-olds don't need fathers.Oh god. I'm thirty-four years old and I need a father. I can't even begin to think what my daughter needs.”
Melina Marchetta
Looking for Alibrandi