“Paintings! They're like TV, but they don't move. ”

“The burden of originality is one that most people don't want to accept. They'd rather sit in front of the TV and let that tell them what they're supposed to like, what they're supposed to buy, and what they're supposed to laugh at.”

“Air is like cable TV: you don't appreciate it until you don't have it.”

“I don't like painting flowers in my music. I like painting guts and pain”

“All [tv] shows are like cigarettes. You watch two, you have a higher chance of watching three. They're all addictive.”

“And if they don't like it if you use those words and they stop moving put their hand on your mouth say "Don't say thatdon't use that wordI don't like it " if they say they don't want to try being handcuffed to the towel rack in the bathroom they're never any good in bed. They may be nice. They may be witty charming etc. etc. They may be doing something for women's liberation (over what? over whom?). But they're never any good in bed.”