“There is no better time in history to be an idiot than right now.”
“And there's always a better time than right now and there always will be. But right now is what we've got.”
“Oh, things always get better. Tomorrow will always be better. Just think about it . . . is there any time in history in which you'd rather live than now?”
“Meanwhile, life keeps moving forward. The truth is, there's no better time to be happy than right now. If not now, when?”
“Nothing better for the hormones and worse for the heart than the right boy at the right time.”
“I see you in the future and you look much better than you look right now!”