“I’ve learned one thing-people who know the least anyways seem to know it the loudest.”

“Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work. ”

“Abstract art is a product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.”

“And it may be that you dislike a thing which is good for you, and that you like a thing which is bad for you. Allah knows but you do not know.”

“Mistakes are a part of being human. Precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.”

“Don’t you know that’s what college is about...students spending years gathering useless information they’ll never use again, going hopelessly into debt, just so they feel smarter than the rest of their family? I mean, that’s why I worked so hard to get here, anyway.”

“The greatest pleasure in life is derived from knowing the little piece of one's self offered to another has helped to make them whole again.”