“When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.”

“Mistakes are a part of being human. Precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.”

“WHAT DO WE WANT?! PATIENCE! WHEN DO WE WANT IT?! NOW!”

“When the president during the campaign said he was against nation building, I didn't realize he meant our nation.”

“Does the mainstream media have a liberal bias? On a couple of things, maybe. Compared to the American public at large, probably a slightly higher percentage of journalists, because of thier enhanced power of discernment, realize they know a gay person or two, and are, therefore, less frightened of them.”

“The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal. They're about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.”

“Today I will masterbate!Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if I want to!”