“When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.”
“Stupid people always ignored good advice”
“Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that's no reason not to give it.”
“My advice is don’t take advice from anybody. This is good advice, and as such, it’s bad advice.”
“It's good advice, but I expect it will be hard to follow; good advice is apt to be, I think.”
“He that gives good advice, builds with one hand; he that gives good counsel and example, builds with both; but he that gives good admonition and bad example, builds with one hand and pulls down with the other.”