“Air travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.”
“If you look like your passport photo, you probably need the vacation.”
“When you look like your passport photo, it's time to go home.”
“You can make up your own story when you look at a photo.”
“In this world, shipmates, sin that pays its way can travel freely and without a passport; whereas Virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.”
“Don’t be such a dumbass, Gabe. Koalas don’t travel in herds. They move in heaps. Much like emus move in ripples, and kangaroos travel in photo-ops.”