“The planet is in distress and all of the attention is on Paris Hilton.”
“Eww," Jack said, and then giggled. "Yeah, and a Paris Hilton doll that had an optional brain."Aphrodite raised her brow at him. "Don't go all crazy. There are some things even Paris Hilton can't buy.”
“Pamper a tomato, overfeed it, overwater it and you will get a Paris Hilton of a tomato.”
“Wieners, punch, and spinning into barfing would later be referred to as the "Paris Hilton".”
“I'm so overexposed, I'm making Paris Hilton look like a recluse.”
“Jesus, man. Why do people want to be Paris Hilton and nobody wants to be Spider-Man?”