“I was what came to mind when there was blood on the floor.”
“I’m hypoglycemic and squeamish and liable to pass out at the first sign of blood. That happened this morning. I came into the kitchen and found blood on the floor, right next to a few dead hookers.”
“Two words came to mind as I sat back and summed him up. They were cold and blooded.”
“I did work in a bakery for one day. But the boss went off and when he came back I was lying on the floor eating cakes.”
“Smartass Disciple: What were you thinking when the truth is revealed unto you?Master of Stupidity: I wasn't thinking. I was having sex when it came to my mind.”
“And then the most evil idea came to me. The idea came to me unbidden as if there really were a Satan in the world and that Satan had come crawling along the stone floor towards me and put the idea in my mind.”