“When people are laughing, they're generally not killing one another. ”

“When talented people write badly, it's generally for one of two reasons: Either they're blinded by an idea they feel compelled to prove of they're driven by an emotion they must express. When talented people write well, it is generally for this reason: They're moved by a desire to touch the audience.”

“There will be time to diet when people stopped killing one another.”

“People used to laugh at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well they're not laughing now.”

“When people kill themselves, they think they're ending the pain, but all they're doing is passing it on to those they leave behind.”

“This is, I believe, what happens when people take their own lives. They're not killing themselves, they're killing the world. Either to spare it pain or to cause it some, depending.”