“Well did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chainsaw?-- Pam to Jessica, True Blood”
“Remember that rabbit-proof fencing you told me about? You get that at a hardware store or is it special order?”
“She did not have time to wonder about his being late. He died bent over the sidewalk sign that stood out in front of the hardware store... He had not even had time to get into the store...”
“They buy things in ready-made stores. But since there are no stores where you can buy friends, people no longer have friends.”
“Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw,”
“Magic isn't something you buy in a store”