“ . . . there was little to choose between Jews and Catholics. The Jews had holidays that turned up out of the blue and the Catholics had children in much the same way.”
“The Jews had holidays that turned up out of the blue and the Catholics had children in much the same way.”
“The slumber party took place in what the Methodists called a family room, the Catholics used as an extra bedroom, and the neighborhood's only Jews had turned into a combination darkroom and fallout shelter.”
“Even catholics have hail marys. Jews only have guilt.”
“Jews wait for the Lord, Protestants sing hymns to him, Catholics say mass and eat him.”
“[Kurt Cobain] had a lot of German in him. Some Irish. But no Jew. I think that if he had had a little Jew he would have [expletive] stuck it out.”