“As Daffy once said, the best place to hide a glum countenance is onstage at the opera.”
“Sometimes the best hiding place is the one that's in plain sight.”
“I knew that Feely and Daffy would never condescend to respond to a bell “So utterly Pavlovian,” Feely said”
“The earth was once molten rock and now sings operas.”
“I’ve always felt that the best place to hide a body is in the trunk of a cop car, with a note affixed to the body that reads, “I’m sorry.”
“The best day of my life used to be the day I asked you to marry me onstage in Pittsburgh, but as memorable as that was, today has been even better.”