“If you’re insinuating that my personal hygiene is not up to the same high standard as yours you can go suck my galoshes.”

“The word 'personal' is one of my aversions. Personal loan. Personal hygiene. Personal safety. It's only a way of wrapping up bad news that you're in debt, or dirty, or likely to be mugged.”

“Relationships: If you put up with it, you’re going to end up with it. Set the standard you want and don’t settle for less.”

“Let me grab my toothbrush and toothpaste and I'll go. Get your eyes off my junk and you'll see that I have your toothbrush and toothpaste in my hand. Oh shit. She raised her gaze only high enough to see, yes indeed, Chase was holding her oral hygiene supplies.”

“I'm going to join that dating agency it's going to open me up to new people; widen my horizons''you mean lower your standards and get you dating retards!”

“You are so far high up in my world,My own personal astrologer found a new star.”