“Unless some sweetness at the bottom lie,Who cares for all the crinkling of the pie?”

“It was the best first kiss in the history of first kisses. It was as sweet as sugar. And it was warm, as warm as pie. The whole world opened up and I fell inside. I don't know where I was, but I didn't care. I didn't care because the only person who mattered was there with me.”

“I can't even say 'hair pie,'' I told him, 'unless I'm talking about an actual pie made out of rabbits....”

“You've got to breathe! And make the bridge between the top half of your body and the bottom. Between the woman in you who's sweet and tender, and the woman in you who's a bitch.”

“She smelled like vanilla spice, or pumpkin pie, or something sweet yet sinful.”

“A priestess of Avalon does not lie. But I am cast out of Avalon, and for this, and unless it is all to be for nothing, I must lie, and lie well and quickly”