“How many millions there are who don't want to go to Hell, but they don't want to get off the road to Hell.”

“Religion is for those who don't want to go to hell, and spirituality is for those who have already been there.”

“Our is a world where people don't know what they want and are willing to go through hell to get it.”

“I don't want to go to Peru."How do you know? You've never been there."I've never been to hell either and I'm pretty sure I don't want to go there.”

“This is a hell of a night. I don't want to leave it just to go to sleep.”

“If you don't want her to go, you should say it. Those jerks who can't say a word no matter how much time passes ... I just don't get them. If they're doing whatever the hell they want ... then you should do what you want too. I hate those jerks who fool themselves into thinking that just because they clam up, nobody knows what's going on with them!!”