“If you're crazy, there's two things you can do to make yourself feel better: One is to get yourself cured. The other is to make everyone you have to deal with crazy.”

“Spontaneity is one of the joys of existence, especially if you prepare for it in advance.”

“The thing all writers do best is find ways to avoid writing.”

“Freedom is just chaos with better lighting”

“To be angered by evil is to partake of it, stupid. - Phrases of Import and Salvation, Chapter IX, The Book of Universal Truths and Other Humorous Anecdotes”

“Crendendo Vides: By Believing, One Sees”

“…those who have their mouths open all the time generally have their ears shut.”