“The thing all writers do best is find ways to avoid writing.”

“If you're crazy, there's two things you can do to make yourself feel better: One is to get yourself cured. The other is to make everyone you have to deal with crazy.”

“Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure." (Ellen Ripley)”

“…those who have their mouths open all the time generally have their ears shut.”

“The storm hit with all the fury of a woman who’d been dieting for six months, only to discover she’d gained four pounds.”

“Crendendo Vides: By Believing, One Sees”

“Spontaneity is one of the joys of existence, especially if you prepare for it in advance.”