“To be angered by evil is to partake of it, stupid. - Phrases of Import and Salvation, Chapter IX, The Book of Universal Truths and Other Humorous Anecdotes”
“A life that partakes even a little of friendship, love, irony, humor, parenthood, literature, and music, and the chance to take part in battles for the liberation of others cannot be called 'meaningless'...”
“Overcome anger with peace. Overcome evil with good. Overcome greed with generosity. Overcome liars with truth.”
“The first chapter sells the book; the last chapter sells the next book.”
“Humor is anger that was sent to finishing school.”
“The essence of our salvation is found in this phrase: Simul justus et pecator.”