“To be angered by evil is to partake of it, stupid. - Phrases of Import and Salvation, Chapter IX, The Book of Universal Truths and Other Humorous Anecdotes”

“The universe is full of dead people who lived by assumption.”

“If you're crazy, there's two things you can do to make yourself feel better: One is to get yourself cured. The other is to make everyone you have to deal with crazy.”

“The thing all writers do best is find ways to avoid writing.”

“Crendendo Vides: By Believing, One Sees”

“Spontaneity is one of the joys of existence, especially if you prepare for it in advance.”

“…those who have their mouths open all the time generally have their ears shut.”