“If your mind is too open people can throw all kinds of rubbish into it.”

“Strap a piece of toast -buttered side up- to the back of a cat. Throw the cat out of the window. Will the cat land on its feet or will Murphy's law apply?”

“You never know what you're getting into when you stick your nose in other people's rubbish.”

“Kisses open doors, I've noticed. That one gesture can unlock secrets, ease open feelings. It can't be prevented--these kisses just are. It's how they work. They break into basements you never knew you had.”

“Fat raindrops are starting to fall and no doubt it's only a matter of time before the sky is throwing buckets of water in my face.”

“The more people that meet each other, the better it is for all of them. ("The Gift Of God").”

“People pay money to go in there and that row thrown at them? Could stick your head in a bucket and whack it with a stick for free...”