“Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.”

“I don’t think being a comedian gives you any fucking insight into what makes people laugh.”

“A comedian is someone who tells the truth. Truth is the set of all jokes told by all comedians in the world.”

“Everything had to be in order for you, everything had to make sense. I hope you've learned that some things don't make sense, no matter how hard you try to make sense of them.”

“Jokes are funny only in context. There is no such thing as abstract clever word play. Words have meaning in the world in which we live, not in the abstract. Take away the politics, and there is no joke. The joke wouldn't make any sense. if the joke is funny, it's funny precisely because it's racist and sexist.”

“The only thing that feels worse than being stuck in a situation that makes you unhappy is realizing that you are not ready or willing to change whatever it is.”