“War is a perversion of sex.”

“Sex is glorious, it's how we all got here, and it's most people's favourite activity.”

“For to be human is not enough...when gods cry war amidst the thunder.”

“You have waged bitter and undeclared war upon the green, gutting the rain forests, mile after mile, day after day, but know this: the war has come home! It is man's turn to embrace the scythe.”

“It is the oldest ironies that are still the most satisfying: man, when preparing for bloody war, will orate loudly and most eloquently in the name of peace.”

“It wasn't so much all the sex that robbed me of my moral bearings, but all the narcotics. I must say, there's something about opium that goes very well with lesbianism.”

“They say we have we created the man to end all wars; I say we have created a man to end all worlds.”