“Make a spurious division of one process into two, forget that you have done it, and then puzzle for centuries as to how the two get together.”
“The problem with putting two and two together is that sometimes you get four, and sometimes you get twenty-two.”
“We often think that when we have completed our study of one we know all about two, because 'two' is 'one and one'. We forget that we have still to make a study of 'and'.”
“If it’s not one thing, it’s another. The other thing is, of course, two. That makes the one thing love, because two is the smallest number you can have to get the one.”
“I’m one half of a two-piece puzzle.”
“So two, together weeping, make one woe.”