“Philosophers, for example, often fail to recognize that their remarks about the universe apply also to themselves and their remarks. If the universe is meaningless, so is the statement that it is so.”
“If the universe is meaningless, so is the statement that it is so. If this world is a vicious trap, so is its accuser, and the pot is calling the kettle black.”
“where was I? in remarking that me is the envelopes and not nearly so much so, the often foolish letters inside.”
“It is a truth universally acknowledged that one only comes up with clever, cutting remarks long after the other party is happily slumbering away.”
“The universe is a trillion, trillion threads moving in seemingly unrelated directions. Yet when you look at them together, they create a remarkable tapestry.”
“The thing to do with a silly remark is to fail to hear it.”