“Student: Dr. Einstein, Aren't these the same questions as last year's [physics] final exam?Dr. Einstein: Yes; But this year the answers are different.”
“Einstein Freud Marx Proust Mahler Mendelssohn Chagall & don’t forget Dr. Jonas Salk ... & still they hate us!”
“Do you know what Albert Einstein's definition of insanity was?" "No." "Doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.”
“When the conventional wisdom of physics seemed to conflict with an elegant theory of his, Einstein was inclined to question that wisdom rather than his theory, often to have his stubbornness rewarded.”
“In reference to Einstein's definition of insanity...No Mr. Einstein, that is not insanity, that is autism.”
“The question that sometimes drives me hazy, am I or the others crazy-Albert Einstein”