“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”

“The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.”

“The universe is infinite, and abundance is the default nature of things.”

“Quite possibly the only infinite power in the universe may be the human capacity for self-deception.”

“The Universe, the whole infinite Universe. The infinite suns, the infinite distances between them, and yourself an invisible dot on an invisible dot, infinitely small.”

“I was just trying to demonstrate to the students of Rowland University that Rowland University was not infinite. It had taken me a long time to figure out what the problem was, but one day I realized that the students at Rowland University thought that Rowland University was infinite. Infinite bookstore. Infinite fraternities and sororities. Infinite sports teams. Infinite snack shop. Infinite Homecoming. Infinite graduation. Infinite prospects.”