“If the college you visit has a bookstore filled with t-shirts rather than books, find another college.”

“College mostly makes people like bladders—just good for nothing but t’ hold the stuff as is poured into ‘em.”

“The police never find it as funny as you do.-T-Shirt”

“Colleges should offer lots of optional life-enriching experiences, like intramural basketball and a place to sunbathe. But reading books, like basketball or sunbathing, is a leisure activity, neither more nor less admirable than any other, and colleges should not pretend otherwise.”

“I was filled with angst in college, that I struggled with the question of my future, the meaning of my life - spoiled sheltered rich girl collides with great books and is devastated by her own banality.”

“Fellows of colleges do not always find money matters easy to understand: if they did, they would probably not have been the sort of men who become Fellows of colleges.”