“A squat gray building of only thirty-four stories.”
“Trying to build my dreams with what I have now, it's like building a forty-five story house with thirty-four bricks. (DoubleDuce.)”
“You called me at four thirty-four....I hate four thirty-four. I think four thirty-four should be banned and replaced with something more reasonable, like, say, nine twelve.”
“Smile! It takes thirty-four muscles to frown and only thirteen to smile. Why make the extra effort?”
“There are thirty-two ways to write a story, and I’ve used every one, but there is only one plot – things are not as they seem.”
“Wow. You look…really nice today. Did you do something different?” Only a thirty-four-year-old virgin, I thought.”