“To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.”

“When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.”

“This soldier, I realized, must have had friends at home and in his regiment; yet he lay there deserted by all except his dog. I looked on, unmoved, at battles which decided the future of nations. Tearless, I had given orders which brought death to thousands. Yet here I was stirred, profoundly stirred, stirred to tears. And by what? By the grief of one dog.'Napoleon Bonaparte, on finding a dog beside the body of his dead master, licking his face and howling, on a moonlit field after a battle. Napoleon was haunted by this scene until his own death.”

“Dad instantly set out his stall:he wanted a big dog, a 'man dog',a dog that if it was human would enjoy a pint and stare at the barmaid's arse”

“Every dog must have his day.”

“Every dog deserves a place to live. Every dog deserves a place in your heart.Every dog deserves a place to walk.Every dog deserves a place to run.John Duncan.”