“What’s the point of truth or beauty or knowledge when anthrax bombs are popping all around you?”
“Why did adults have to be so thick? They always say “tell the truth,” and when you do, they don’t believe you. What’s the point?”
“David Foster Wallace: There’s so much beauty and profundity in all kinds of shitty pop culture all around us.”
“To mess around with Ebola is an easy way to die. Better to work with something safer, such as anthrax.”
“What’s up with all these guys not realizing they’re bisexual? Here’s the clue, buddy, when you’re around another dude and you get a hard-on, you might be bi.”
“What’s the point of keeping all your love inside. It’ll get stale if you don’t use it.”