“May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early! My own plan is to swear off every kind of virtue, so that I triumph even when I fall!”
“I muttered a swear word to myself. After I heard Angel cussing like a sailor when she stubbed her toe, my new resolution was to watch my language. All I needed was a six-year-old mutant with a potty mouth”
“I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me. ”
“May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.”
“god i just broke so many new year's resolutions.”
“I swear off dating until someone new and amazing sweeps me off my feet and makes me forget all the hard parts of falling in love.”