“One day, someone showed me a glass of water that was half full. And he said, "Is it half full or half empty?" So I drank the water. No more problem.”
“Half full, half empty - it doesn't matter. It's the same glass of water.”
“Some people see the glass as half-empty, while others see it as half-full. But Jones stares at it and tries to figure out who drank the damn water.”
“He wouldn't call a glass of water half full or half empty; he'd assume it was poisoned and run away. ”
“The glass is not half empty; it is half full.”
“Whether your glass is half full or half empty there's still room for more wine.”