“Can a man who's warm understand one who's freezing?”
“A man who claims to be 32 degrees is one freezing freemason. That man must make love with all the warmth of a shadowy secret.”
“One who knows nothing can understand nothing.”
“A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.”
“A man who offers to cook after he's seen you trying to freeze a dead dog has to be at least a little bit keen.”
“Give me a man who understands my moods, who brother-like, understands my grouchiness. If you will give your mind to what I say, dear friend, you will remember me one day.”