“Education doesn't make you smarter.”

“The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it.”

“For me, my discomfort with gay weddings was articulated by a close friend, who observed that gay people getting married is like retarded people getting together to give each other PhDs. It doesn't make them smarter, and it doesn't make us married.”

“There is nothing that you can do to me that my own craziness doesn't do to me smarter and faster and better.”

“The more you read,the more you know.The more you know,the smarter you grow.The smarter you grow, the stronger your voice, when speaking your mind or making your choice.”

“Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune.”