“The earlier, the more fun. Why put it off? It’s the atomic age!”
“Never put off till tomorrow the fun you can have today.”
“I was already at an age when putting off anything was a bad idea.”
“The beauty of a living thing is not the atoms that go into it, but the way those atoms are put together.”
“...It’s pretty simple, really: having fun can only led to having more fun-- it cannot led to injury, pain, or dismemberment.”
“Heuristic is an algorithm in a clown suit. It’s less predictable, it’s more fun, and it comes without a 30-day, money-back guarantee.”