“Do you realize you're talking to yourself?Yes.It's good that you know the difference.”

“You're on a blind date. The only other questions is: Why aren't you drinking heavily?”

“Are you menstruating?what?You're angry. Women are often angry when they menstruate. It is the hormones.”

“Why don't you tell me why you called me?Don't you know?I'm a therapist, nto a psychic.That would make your job easier, no?Scarier.”

“How do you file a restraining order against sadness?”

“Do you want me, too?Yes. And no.I'll take that. For now.”

“Otherwise I'll do something that I won't be able to live with. And that's important to me, being able to live with my actions. My thoughts are a different story. They've my own and they don't hurt anyone but me.”