“Have you ever been in love?Yes.What's it like?Great and terrible. Like Oz.”

“I pray to a God I don't really have faith in just so I feel like I have company.”

“They rushed in like sickle cells forced through a vein.”

“Five years, my family thinks it's time I moved on. I'd like to move on with a non-asshole”

“Our new intern sorts pot shards like some kind of savant. The other interns call himi Rain Man.”

“My two best friends are dead, which means they're great listeners now, but lousy as far as support goes.”

“You'll love him. Or maybe you'll just love him a time or two.”