“How do you file a restraining order against sadness?”
“I won’t.” He reached for her hand, which rested on the seat betweenthem, and wrapped it tightly in his. “I promise. If you want to get rid of me this time, you’ll have to file a restraining order to keep me away”
“Cats are the best. They don’t need haircuts, and they love to cuddle, unlike certain celebrities who’ve issued restraining orders against me.”
“You know you're no longer a boyfriend when there's a restraining order.”
“There are only two ways to love—in spite of yourself, and in spite of the restraining order.”
“I'm looking for freedom with a side of restraining order, but everything just comes with bacon.”