“I pray to a God I don't really have faith in just so I feel like I have company.”

“Just so we're clear, I dont' secretly want to have sex with either of my parents.Me either. I worked through that in college just to make sure. It was touch and go for a while, especially when my father kept asking me if he looked pretty.”

“Please don't' ask me how I feel about it. If I had to pick a word, I'd say homicidal.”

“It's old. Really old.Is that a technical term?Yeah, it's technical. Translation: I don't know how old it is, but it's really fucking old.Wow. That is old.”

“And while I tell him all my thoughts, I don't always share my secrets.”

“I don't want him to think I'm crazy, because I'm not. Desperate is what I am. Quietly desperate and insatiably curious.”

“I think my invisibility cloak just failed.”