“I think my invisibility cloak just failed.”

“Just a cold. And I think maybe I'm pregnant, because I'm always riding the porcelain bus, or thinking about it.”

“Just so we're clear, I dont' secretly want to have sex with either of my parents.Me either. I worked through that in college just to make sure. It was touch and go for a while, especially when my father kept asking me if he looked pretty.”

“Five years, my family thinks it's time I moved on. I'd like to move on with a non-asshole”

“He reels me in, cups my face with both hands, and becomes my whole world. This is a kiss--maybe the last one we'll ever know, so we stay there forever, warm and safe. When he pulls away, something is lost. I think it's my heart.”

“I pray to a God I don't really have faith in just so I feel like I have company.”

“And while I tell him all my thoughts, I don't always share my secrets.”