“It's old. Really old.Is that a technical term?Yeah, it's technical. Translation: I don't know how old it is, but it's really fucking old.Wow. That is old.”

“I pray to a God I don't really have faith in just so I feel like I have company.”

“It's satisfying. It yields immediate results. Something is dirty. Then it's not.”

“Five years, my family thinks it's time I moved on. I'd like to move on with a non-asshole”

“He reels me in, cups my face with both hands, and becomes my whole world. This is a kiss--maybe the last one we'll ever know, so we stay there forever, warm and safe. When he pulls away, something is lost. I think it's my heart.”

“Please don't' ask me how I feel about it. If I had to pick a word, I'd say homicidal.”

“Fuck you. Fuck you with a chainsaw!”